5 Easy Steps to Add 100,000 Twitter Followers

1) Open a Twitter account (Verified, if possible)

2) Quit your job (secretly, don’t tell your boss yet)

3) Find a new job (don’t tell anyone!)

4) Arrange for a prime time TV special to broadcast your new job announcement live*

5) Announce that you will answer questions regarding your decision on Twitter

*Depending on who you are, this step may be difficult

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